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loveniaimani:

ctron164:

justabebopbaby:

lifeonuranusisnteasy:

riding on that good good

SURFBORDT

loveniaimani



I want it!!!! I want to surf on the dick……………shaped surfboard.

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

justabebopbaby:

lifeonuranusisnteasy:

riding on that good good

SURFBORDT

loveniaimani

I want it!!!! I want to surf on the dick……………shaped surfboard.

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

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arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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gracehelbig:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

tgif mudda fuckas 

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insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

insanity-and-vanity:

Literally me

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provokatives:

when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol

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premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

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sheghostly Asked:
What is the true meaning of Halloween?

My answer:

facts-i-just-made-up:

"Halloween" is a contraction of "All Hallows’ Eve," meaning the night before "All Hallows’ Day," the day on which Harry Potter was in possession of the elder wand, the resurrection stone, and the invisibility cloak, together called "The Deathly Hallows." Potter only had the Hallows together for one day, on which he had to defeat Voldemort or watch Hogwarts be destroyed.

So on the evening before this fateful day, we dress up as our favorite characters from the Harry Potter saga, including Goblins, Elves, Death Eaters or Harry’s best friends. In recent years, people have started going as any character from fact or fiction.

On Halloween, it’s traditional for kids to go around asking for candy, remembering Harry’s first meeting with Ron in which candy was served. They say, “Trick or Treat,” in reference to Ron’s brothers, Fred and George who ran their own trick and treat shop.

There is some controversy as a few fringe individuals claim that Halloween was celebrated before the Harry Potter series was published. This is of course false and the result of botched statistics that average out modern Halloween with only a single instance of the holiday in 1237 B.C.

That holiday was the work of Georg K. Rowling, an ancestor of the author, who was an outlier and should not have been counted.



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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

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i'm in love with fashion & the fashion industry as a whole. i have a weird sense of humor. i'm a big rap/hip hop lover. i'm obsessed with lotr, english history, and a few other nerdy things. so this blog may not make any sense but it's a collection of things i adore.

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